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Zone: Recreation
United States
Games played: 32
Most played: Call of Duty: WaW
Member since: Oct 24 2007

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z Mr AWES0ME z's Xbox - October 24 2014

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all z Mr AWES0ME z does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink

z Mr AWES0ME z's Xbox - October 23 2014

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

z Mr AWES0ME z's Xbox - October 22 2014

It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. z Mr AWES0ME z is the only one that can give me what I need! | permalink

z Mr AWES0ME z's Xbox - October 21 2014

If you would have told me that z Mr AWES0ME z would go 17 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy. | permalink

z Mr AWES0ME z's Weekly Recap - Oct 20 2014

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool. | permalink

z Mr AWES0ME z's Xbox - October 20 2014

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn z Mr AWES0ME z in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink

z Mr AWES0ME z's Xbox - October 19 2014

Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how z Mr AWES0ME z digs on that! | permalink

z Mr AWES0ME z's Xbox - October 18 2014

Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how z Mr AWES0ME z digs on that! | permalink

z Mr AWES0ME z's Xbox - October 17 2014

I only have one request... If z Mr AWES0ME z isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

z Mr AWES0ME z's Xbox - October 16 2014

I just do not understand why z Mr AWES0ME z paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink

z Mr AWES0ME z's Xbox - October 15 2014

If I was a dog, z Mr AWES0ME z would never have neglected me like he did yesterday... | permalink

z Mr AWES0ME z's Xbox - October 14 2014

I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off. | permalink

z Mr AWES0ME z's Weekly Recap - Oct 13 2014

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow. | permalink

z Mr AWES0ME z's Xbox - October 13 2014

11 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt... | permalink

z Mr AWES0ME z's Xbox - October 12 2014

gaming no Today was there. scrambled feel I up all. happening What's me to?!?! | permalink

z Mr AWES0ME z's Xbox - October 11 2014

9 days without gaming is no cause for alarm... well... yes it is... I hope z Mr AWES0ME z doesn't let me down tomorrow... I might get desperate and do something rash! | permalink

z Mr AWES0ME z's Xbox - October 10 2014

All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet z Mr AWES0ME z is thinking the same thing... he has to be! | permalink

z Mr AWES0ME z's Xbox - October 8 2014

gaming no Today was there. scrambled feel I up all. happening What's me to?!?! | permalink

z Mr AWES0ME z's Xbox - October 7 2014

All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet z Mr AWES0ME z is thinking the same thing... he has to be! | permalink

z Mr AWES0ME z's Weekly Recap - Oct 6 2014

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... z Mr AWES0ME z stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be. | permalink

z Mr AWES0ME z's Xbox - October 6 2014

If z Mr AWES0ME z doesn't play me tomorrow, I have this sinking feeling something really bad will happen... like a meteorite obliterates all life on earth and the EMP takes all electronic devices with it. | permalink

z Mr AWES0ME z's Xbox - October 5 2014

I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox z Mr AWES0ME z? Do you? | permalink

z Mr AWES0ME z's Xbox - October 4 2014

The console forefathers shifted bit after bit just to further the gaming cause. And yet, their efforts may have been in vain, since z Mr AWES0ME z did not do their part today and play a game or two. | permalink

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