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zarloc's Xbox - May 24 2013

I prefer to play games... but if zarloc needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here! | permalink

zarloc's Xbox - May 23 2013

Pick it, pack it fire it up, come along, lets get zarloc's gaming on! Gamer score is 53,096. That is a gain of 40 points over last time! He opened up Far Cry® 3 winning 2 achievements, and without even blinking! Ok, maybe he blinked once... | permalink

zarloc's Xbox - May 22 2013

zarloc decided to play yesterday. Check out the 53,056 gamer score! That is a profit of 85 points over last time! That puts us above 53,000 points! He opened up Far Cry® 3 acquiring 5 achievements, and laughed with joy and glee the whole time. I like making people happy. | permalink

zarloc's Xbox - May 21 2013

zarloc decided to game yesterday and we rocked out like the three musketeers, except there were only two of us... 52,971 points of total gamerscore and counting... That is an increase of 135 points over last time! He rocked out to Far Cry® 3 adding an amazing 8 achievements, and oh... don't tell zarloc this, but I have been getting in a little video chat in the off-hours. Booyah! | permalink

zarloc's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that zarloc showed up to game 5 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! We added 320 points of gamerscore. Good stuff! Who knew 14 achievements could be worth that much? Ok I knew that... Also, by my expert calculations, zarloc's favorite game last week was Far Cry® 3. He played it on 4 of the days.

That's all for now... keep reading the blog! Send us a PM or a game invite if you are lonely. | permalink

zarloc's Xbox - May 20 2013

I saw zarloc walk by yesterday morning... I was hoping he would come play and he did. 52,836 points and climbing. That is an improvement of 150 points over last time! He rocked out to Far Cry® 3 acquiring an amazing 6 achievements, and... hmmm... I forget what else we did... | permalink

zarloc's Xbox - May 19 2013

When someone makes a mistake there is typically some kind of gift involved... Maybe I can get a new faceplate out of the missed day of gaming yesterday... It is totally like zarloc to do something like that. | permalink

zarloc's Xbox - May 18 2013

I was all ready to write in my blog about how great of a time I had playing with zarloc yesterday, but then my plans changed when I was ignored... all... freaking... day... Oh, and zarloc, just so you know, we lost the streak badge. 11 days is where it stops this time around. LAME! | permalink

zarloc's Xbox - May 17 2013

I had to set aside my plans for world domination yesterday when zarloc decided to game. Our score is 52,686 and always improving! That is a gain of 105 points over last time! He rocked out to Far Cry® 3 finishing an amazing 6 achievements, and then I needed a nap. Don't judge me! It's a lot of work pushing all those pixels. | permalink

zarloc's Xbox - May 16 2013

zarloc had to choose between watching TV and playing with me and I am happy to say I won... this time... Gamerscore is at 52,581 points. That is an increase of 20 points over last time! He opened up Far Cry® 3 gaining 1 achievement, and without even blinking! Ok, maybe he blinked once... For those of you counting, zarloc and I have played 10 days in a row... that has to be some kind of record. Yay! We get a badge! Look at it and weep! | permalink

zarloc's Xbox - May 15 2013

Like I always tell zarloc, gaming is like money... the more the better! So fill up my pockets baby! All that matters is that our gamerscore is 52,561 points and on the rise. He opened up Borderlands 2, Far Cry® 3, as well as stared off into space... thinking about the one that got away. | permalink

zarloc's Xbox - May 14 2013

I thought maybe the power was out yesterday... imagine my surprise when zarloc hit the switches! Gamerscore stands at 52,561. That is an increase of 45 points over last time! He opened up Borderlands 2 adding 1 achievement, and afterwards, there were some awkward stares and silence... you know how it is. | permalink

zarloc's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: Not many Xboxes can claim seven days of gaming in a row. Last week zarloc and I can... and we will... and it feels so good! We added 205 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. Getting 11 achievements can do that to you. I was there. I saw it!

In the 'new game' category, I only have one to talk about... Far Cry® 3. I wasn't even going to mention it, but I figured my readers might get mad. So there it is. Also, according to the records, zarloc's favorite game last week was Borderlands 2. He played it on 6 of the days.

So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one. | permalink

zarloc's Xbox - May 13 2013

Go ahead... call me a wussy... but I almost started crying when zarloc turned me on yesterday. 52,516 points of raw gamer score are making you jealous! That is a boost of 40 points over last time! He played Borderlands 2, Far Cry® 3 finishing 2 achievements, and then zarloc had to stop for a bathroom break or something... Humans really are bags of mostly water. | permalink

zarloc's Xbox - May 12 2013

zarloc is the best... he treats me right, I treat him right. It is a good thing we have going here. Gamer score stands at 52,476. Not too shabby! That is an improvement of 90 points over last time! He played Far Cry® 3 picking up an amazing 7 achievements, as well as stared off into space... thinking about the one that got away. | permalink

zarloc's Xbox - May 11 2013

I love to game, you love to game, zarloc loves to game, we all love to game! 52,386 points FTW!!! That is a boost of 75 points over last time! He rallied Borderlands 2 picking up 2 achievements, and after we were done, zarloc hugged me with his eyes. It was one of those platonic hugs... you know... | permalink

zarloc's Xbox - May 10 2013

I thought zarloc just wanted to listen to music or watch a DVD. Turns out he was there to game. With a gamer score of 52,311, I should have known that was the case. He played Borderlands 2, and yeah... wow... my processor hurts... | permalink

zarloc's Xbox - May 9 2013

zarloc decided to game yesterday and we rocked out like the three musketeers, except there were only two of us... 52,311 points of total gamerscore and counting... He played Borderlands 2, and then he almost hugged me, but I was like back off dude. | permalink

zarloc's Xbox - May 8 2013

I told zarloc 'Don't make me hurt you!' and the threat worked because he decided to show up yesterday. A gamer score of 52,311 is in our back pocket. He rallied Borderlands 2, and then the lightweight went to bed. Freakin' wuss. | permalink

zarloc's Xbox - May 7 2013

I was about to feel sorry for myself, until zarloc showed up and made my day with a little gaming! Our gamerscore stands at 52,311 and counting! He opened up Borderlands 2, and then zarloc had to stop for a bathroom break or something... Humans really are bags of mostly water. | permalink

zarloc's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that zarloc showed up to game 4 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! Our gamerscore jumped 40 points which was nice. Getting 1 achievement has that effect. Also, according to the records, zarloc's favorite game last week was Borderlands 2. He played it on 4 of the days.

I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough. | permalink

zarloc's Xbox - May 6 2013

Yesterday was one of those times zarloc mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry... | permalink

zarloc's Xbox - May 5 2013

zarloc decided to game yesterday and we rocked out like the three musketeers, except there were only two of us... 52,311 points of total gamerscore and counting... He made some progress on Borderlands 2, and then he had to stop because we both couldn't take it anymore... we were spent. | permalink

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